D-land’s economic woes

Dan Bernstein, writing for the Press-Enterprise, takes a look at how California’s economic woes might hit close to home:

With the help of federal stimulus funds, the Monorail will be diverted from its present route between the park and hotel and be renamed the Monorail to Nowhere.

In other news, Bernstein figures the Haunted Mansion will go into foreclosure, and one of the dwarfs will take a buyout, leaving Snow with only 5 helpers. Read the whole article here.